Creep of the Week - Mayor of Bordeaux, France

Let's just say this creep of the week thing is going to be a fun little feature for me. It seems there will never be a shortage of candidates. Amongst the runner-ups this week were a Dodger and a pair of pugilistic parents. (Oohh, illiteration!) But without a doubt, this week's winner is Mayor of Bordeaux, France. Because of the inability to expand the land on its existing cemetery, he has threatened anyone who dies and wishes to be buried there with severe punishment. Go ahead, let it swirl in your head for a sec. Makes sense yet? No? Exactly.

And I know what you're saying... How come that piece of shit from the Marines that dropped the puppy off the cliff isn't your creep of the week? Well, for one, I'm trying to keep this feature as light-hearted as possible, and two, I'm waiting until the validity of the video is confirmed before I enshrine him into the Creep of the Week Hall of Fame. If the video turns out to be staged, he's still a grade-A asshole.